Is there a more controversial vampire story than Stephenie Meyers’ “Twilight” saga? Doesn’t seem likely. For one thing, fans and detractors of the series hardly even try to restrain themselves. Some Twihards literally cannot even see any tale of the undead or of lycanthropes through any other lens (the notorious poster who called “The Wolf…Continue readingHow I Would Have Done Twilight
Judging by the ratty and ripped up t-shirt I am wearing and the bright purple polish on my nails, it’s pretty obvious that I’m not big into fashion and style. But apparently many of the Twi-hards out there are, which is why I’m sitting here typing about Bella’s wedding dress in the upcoming Twilight flick,…Continue readingBella’s ‘Breaking Dawn’ Wedding Dress
The long awaited teaser trailer The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 just debuted at tonight’s MTV Movie Awards and on IMDB, and we absolutely had to share it with all of you right away! Check it out and let us know what you think in a comment below! The first of the two Breaking…Continue readingBreaking Dawn Teaser Trailer Revealed!
One of entertainment’s many battles is Elena versus Bella – who is prettier, who has a better vampire boyfriend, who is the better role model… and the list goes on and on. But today, we’re going to discuss the latter, who is the better role model? Is it Twilight’s Bella or The Vampire Diaries’ Elena?…Continue readingWho’s the Better Role Model – Elena or Bella?
Those readers who cannot stomach the syrupy sweetness and sparkle-skinness (is that a word?) of “Twilight,” proceed and learn some good news. Or bad. Depends on your point of view, really. Suffice to say the tale of Edward and Bella might have been much, much worse. Some debate exists in terms of ordinary cinema over…Continue readingWorst Vampire Movie of All Time
Before Bella and Edward, before Bill and Sookie, before Elena and Stefan there was Zoe and Simon… Published in 1990, “The Silver Kiss” by Annette Curtis Klause (of “Blood and Chocolate” fame) tells a story that these days seems cliché. Yet it was not so then. The story is about a lonely teenage girl who…Continue readingThe Silver Kiss by Annette Curtis Klause
When I told my brother I was watching Twilight to review it, his response was ‘Go chop off your penis, as you clearly don’t deserve it anymore’. My sister, on the other hand, is utterly obsessed with the phenomenon and manages to tear herself away from MSN long enough to read the books at an…Continue readingTwilight: the Nu-Vampire
Things are coming to a head between the Cullens and Victoria; the revenge mad vampire who wants nothing more than to kill Bella. As usual Edward tries his best to keep the truth of the dangers that await Bella from her, only Bella hates being kept out of the loop. Jacob is of course more…Continue readingReview, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Twilight Biography Briefs featuring Bella, Edward and Jacob. Three of the most popular characters from the Twilight saga, but which character in the series is your favorite? Be warned, there are spoilers ahead. Bella Swan moves into her father’s home in the rainy, cold, and dreary city of Forks, Washington. On her first day of…Continue readingBio Briefs: Twilight’s Bella, Edward and Jacob
A popular discussion on our posts is the whole Team Edward or Team Jacob ordeal. Our readers really battle it out with one another over which man is better, so I thought I’d give you guys an official arena to fight in. But first, let’s take a look at the pros and cons of Jacob…Continue readingAre You Team Edward or Team Jacob?
I am a devout fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000, so when RiffTrax came out more than a decade after the show was canceled, I practically had a brain aneurysm. I think I went over this the last time I posted about the Masters of Schlock covering Twilight; if you love New Moon, or hate…Continue readingRiffTrax Tackles New Moon!
Wow, what an experience it is too. So, book your tickets, drive to the theater, rush in about two minutes after the previews have started, sit waaaay up in the front, –but check the seat for gum, spit, and anything that resembles chocolate first, because you’re wearing your favorite pair of jeans, –and oh oh,…Continue readingThe New Moon Theater Experience!