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Breaking Dawn 1 & 2 Finally Get A Hilarious Honest Trailer

I love Honest Trailers! Don’t know what that is? Clearly you don’t live in internet land like I do. Well my poor deprived reader, Honest Trailers are… honest trailers. Yup. These trailers are created by Screen Junkies and they are simply movie trailers remade into something a bit more truthful (and totally hilarious). They FINALLY…

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 Extended Edition Coming Soon

Was the first edition of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 just not good enough for you? Well you’re in luck! Another version of the film is coming out March 2nd, and this copy has eight extra minutes of footage. Um, yeah, totally worth buying. Or not… unless you are a hardcore Twilight fan,…

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See First Scenes from Breaking Dawn: Part 2 at Target’s Midnight Release Event

As every Twi-hard knows, February 11, 2012 is the day when Breaking Dawn: Part 1 will come out on DVD and Blu-ray. It’s already a big day for all of the hardcore Twilight fans out there, but Target is making it even bigger. The store is going to host a huge Breaking Dawn midnight release…

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‘Breaking Dawn: Part 1’ Hits DVD Just In Time For Valentine’s Day

…because what’s more romantic than watching a vampire wedding with your sweetie on the day of love? Well, lots of things, but I’m sure the news will please the Twi-hards amongst us. On that note, you guys only have just over a month until you can own your very own copy of Breaking Dawn: Part…

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EW in Hot Water For Trashing Breaking Dawn

I have received my fair share of hate mail from Twi-hards after bashing Twilight, lots of it. But nowhere near the amount that Entertainment Weekly is getting after one of their writers trashed the hell out of Breaking Dawn Part 1. The biggest entertainment news source hating on one of the most popular franchises is…

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Why all the Twilight hate?

I read a review of “Breaking Dawn Part 1” that began with the words “worst movie ever.” My reaction? Had this person never seen “Ishtar”? “Dracula 3000”? What about “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” or virtually anything directed by Uwe Boll? Or the entire “Star Wars” prequel trilogy? The same week I went to a…

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Breaking Dawn is Sending People to the Hospital

The latest film in the Twilight franchise, Breaking Dawn Part 1, is actually sending viewers to the hospital. Oddly enough, the cause isn’t Kirsten Stewart’s painful lack of acting skills or Jacob’s swoon-worthy abs – but the big bad (and disgusting) birthing scene. According to reports, the scene in Breaking Dawn where Bella gives birth…

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Four Things You May Have Missed in ‘Breaking Dawn: Part 1’

You may have read your copy of Breaking Dawn so many times that it is now falling apart, but did you notice the few hidden goodies that were in the film? You may not have missed the lines from the books or the mindreading moments, but there was more to be seen. I have already…

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From the Mouth of a Hardcore Twihard: A Secondhand Review of Breaking Dawn Part 1

Ever see those GIANT Twilight displays at stores and movie theaters? You know, those giant cardboard decorations that are three times taller than you and take up an entire section of the theater lobby? Yeah, I have one of those ridiculously massive displays hanging on the wall in my house. There is actually a cardboard…

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New ‘Breaking Dawn’ Trailer and Posters Revealed!

The second trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 has been released and it has all of the Twi-hards squealing with joy. This trailer is much longer and much more revealing than the previous trailer – you get to see the big sparkly wedding ring, the steamy honeymoon, the angsty werewolves, and…

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Evanescence Claim to Have Perfect Song for ‘Breaking Dawn Part I’

They have already won two Grammys and sold millions of copies of their albums, but Evanescence want more – they want to get hired by Summit Entertainment to write a song for The Twilight Saga’s Breaking Dawn Part I. Well, actually they already wrote the song, and they’re hoping it’ll land on the soundtrack. “I’ve…

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Robert Pattinson Discussing the Finer Details of Bella’s Barf-Worthy Birthing

I’m a fan of Twilight, the series, and the films. But even I, the big fan, almost closed the book when I read how Bella ended up giving birth. OMG, EW. For those of you who don’t really follow the whole Twilight thing, –watch the movies or read the books, –well. Bella gets knocked up…

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