True Blood Season 4 – You Smell Like Dinner

Season 4 – True Blood – You Smell Like Dinner Now, we kinda cheated here; with HBOGo providing advance episodes occasionally, we’ve actually known what was fixin’ to happen in this episode for an entire week. We just couldn’t tell you yet. But now we can! Or… I can, I reckon. And I’m gonna. Oh…

True Blood Season 4 – She’s Not There

Season 4 – True Blood – She’s Not There We’ve been waiting for the fourth season of  True Blood for a year now. Was it worth the wait? We’ve had several clues throughout the time between seasons that filled us in on some of the er… innovations that Alan Ball had in mind for the…

More True Blood Goodies: The Cast’s Biggest Gross-Out Moments

Sure we all have our big moments of “OMFG EW” from True Blood. I think I have several. My biggest one, I think, is when Eric pics up that redneck and eats him from the torso. That was seriously just… eck. But! Have you ever wondered what the actors and actresses find truly and totally…

True Blood: In Memorium, Part 3

First: Spoiler Alert! for anyone, living on the moon, or Mars, or Alaska, who hasn’t seen season 3 of True Blood yet. Now, moving on. One of my favorite subjects is, and always has been epitaphs; famous epitaphs, Latin epitaphs, and very sad epitaphs. Generally, I have something of a theme for each part of…

True Blood Season 3 Episode 12

Evil’s Going On Oh my friggin’ god. This is it. Finally. Sadly. Joyously. Orgasmically. Whatever. The season finale of True Blood. Holy shit, I am just beside myself with anticipation. Not to watch the show, I mean, I was, but more or less, just so excited to be here, and screaming the summary into your…

True Blood Season 3 Episode 11

Fresh Blood First off, the song that this episode is named after, Fresh Blood, by The Eels, is badass, –I’ve liked it since like, before it was cool, dude. Seriously! I did! Anyway, there’s one episode left in the series, and of course, they make us wait for two weeks before we get to see…

True Blood Season 3 Episode 10

I Smell a Rat Dun, dun, dun! Last night, it was the  big reveal. Sookie is a faery; no wings, just some ‘light’, –metaphorical or otherwise. Sookie thinks it’s lame, but Bill is dead serious when he tells her why that’s such a big deal in supernatural circles: because every ‘supe’ believes the Fae were…

True Blood Season 3 Episode 9

Everything is Broken About halfway through the episode, I was definitely wondering about this title; not everything seemed broken. But by the end of the episode, oh yeah, pretty much everything was FUBAR’d. The loss of Talbot pretty much pushed Russel Edgington completely over the edge. This episode didn’t have a lot of Bill and…

True Blood Season 3 Episode 8

Night on the Sun This episode is very busy, and we’re starting to see some climax that’s been building up for the last seven episodes, –and for all that the last episode didn’t deliver, we got maximum payoff for last night’s episode. We start up exactly where we left off, with Sookie screaming when she…

True Blood Season 1 Episode 7

Hitting the Ground This episode left me feeling a little less than satisfied, and even slightly disappointed in Allen Ball. Everything started out good; Sookie splatters Lorena, they all pile into Alcide’s cargo truck, and head off into the sunset. Except Bill almost kills Sookie. This isn’t the anti-climax, though. Everything is pretty exciting, up…