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Dracula Is A Racist

Who said vampires have to be all dark, broody and serious? Not Matt Melvin, that’s for damn sure. Melvin’s book Dracula Is A Racist is… I don’t even know the words. Let’s go with crazy, hilarious, bizarre, witty… and well, you get the point. Anyway, check out the book description: Vampires: The 100% Bona Fide…

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‘Intercourse With A Vampire’ Tackles ‘Twilight’

I love me a well-done vampire spoof and man did this one nail it. Jacob Fleisher’s comedy is about the lusty, not-so-sexy Vampire Larry who lives with his high school sweetheart. As you can see in the first episode (video below), it takes the first Twilight novel/movie and shakes it up a bit by saying…

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Gone with the Wind with Vampires

Mixing the old with some new comical horrors is quite the fad nowadays. You’ve got books like “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,” “Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters,” “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and Zombie Jim” and on and on. Below is a hilarious and very well made video that’s  in the same club as the…

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How To Be The Perfect Vampire

…and by “perfect vampire” I of course mean “perfectly stereotypical vampire.” Damn near everything has a label or image associated with it, especially vampires and vamps have one very big classic stereotype. Here is your list of instructions on how to be the perfectly horrid perfect vampire. Take notes, you want to get it right….

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