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If I Were A Vampire…

When I was 14, reading Anne Rice for the first time, I constantly daydreamed about becoming a vampire and all the adventures I would have. But the years passed, I moved out of the parent’s house, grew up, and now instead of thinking of a life as a vampire, I think about bills, work, and…Continue readingIf I Were A Vampire…

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Children of the Night

With the release of “Let Me In,” the American adaptation John Ajvide Lindquist’s novel, a trope that naturally comes to mind is the child vampire. Although as disturbing as it seems shocking, there’ve actually been a fair number of the breed in popular entertainment. One might think that Claudia from Anne Rice’s seminal “Interview With…Continue readingChildren of the Night

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Got Blood?

Seems like the worst part of being a vampire for most folks is that whole drinking human blood thing. I mean really, how many people out there are thinking ‘human blood, yum!’? Let’s face it, drinking human blood (or any kind of blood for that matter) is actually pretty gross. And lets not forget just…Continue readingGot Blood?

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Ten Things to Do Now That You’re Immortal

1. Decide what kind of eating habits you’re going to have; will you be drinking human blood or animal blood? Hey you won’t find any judgment here, but honestly, if you plan to drink human blood, start with all the really unnecessary people, like meter maids, IRS agents, and insurance salesmen. 2. Invest; you’re going…Continue readingTen Things to Do Now That You’re Immortal