Who said vampires have to be all dark, broody and serious? Not Matt Melvin, that’s for damn sure. Melvin’s book Dracula Is A Racist is… I don’t even know the words. Let’s go with crazy, hilarious, bizarre, witty… and well, you get the point. Anyway, check out the book description: Vampires: The 100% Bona Fide…
Can you hear them, beer? Children of the night. What music they make.