We’re still winding down towards the end of the franchise; we’ve got a couple spots left yet to go over some o’ what is awesome, as well as irrevocably silly in the series of films. I know there’s a majority of people who think the films are stupid, but I think they’re just as entertaining…Continue readingRemembering Bella Swan’s Best & Worst Moments
This is the last week before Twilight is pretty much officially over, and we wanted to send the franchise out with kind of a special sort of ordeal, –make sure that the thrilling threesome got some much deserved memorial services. We’ll start with the stuff that made us all want to cry, –and some of…Continue readingRemembering Jacob Black’s Best & Worst Moments
This was a big year for vampires; they’ve been everywhere. When 2010 began, vampire fans were enthusiastic, optimistic, and ready for a year of vampire madness. It wasn’t unfounded; the vampire had a lot of potential this year, with so many people ready to gobble up whatever the entertainment industry decided to cook up, as…Continue reading2010: A Year of Vampires
With the release of “Let Me In,” the American adaptation John Ajvide Lindquist’s novel, a trope that naturally comes to mind is the child vampire. Although as disturbing as it seems shocking, there’ve actually been a fair number of the breed in popular entertainment. One might think that Claudia from Anne Rice’s seminal “Interview With…Continue readingChildren of the Night
That’s right, yet another edition of the Twilight Saga is coming out – this time the covers of the books will be white instead of black. This new “Christmas edition” will only be available for a limited time and will only be sold in the UK. The white copies of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and…Continue readingLimited Edition White Twilight Saga Books
Things are coming to a head between the Cullens and Victoria; the revenge mad vampire who wants nothing more than to kill Bella. As usual Edward tries his best to keep the truth of the dangers that await Bella from her, only Bella hates being kept out of the loop. Jacob is of course more…Continue readingReview, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
If any Twilight fans happen to be in the Toronto area this weekend you might want to head over to the Westin Harbour Castle Hotel for the first ever Ontario Twilight Convention. Special guests of the convention include Chaske Spencer (Sam Uley) appearing Saturday and Sunday for photo ops and autographs as well as on…Continue readingToronto Hosts Twilight Convention This Weekend
Stephenie Meyer accidentally got hold of some bad brownies, I think, –she, and Kellan Lutz, who plays Emmett Cullen in the Twilight films, have been talking about how awesome it would be to put Betty White in the films, somewhere, as a vampire. There are a lot of opinions being thrown around, –some are more…Continue readingBetty White Joins Cast of Breaking Dawn?
Oh yea! It’s time for the MTV Movie Awards, and just like last year the Twilight Saga has dominated the nominee list yet again. This year we’ve got New Moon snagging a spot in nearly every category, which makes you wonder, will the vampires reign supreme this year? My predictions are that New Moon will…Continue readingWill Vampires Take Over the 2010 MTV Movie Awards?
Have you ever wondered which mainstream vampire family would win in a battle? Cullen Strong Point: The Cullen family is comprised of a bunch of misfits; on the contrary, they have each other’s backs and certainly don’t fool around when push comes to shove. Some may say that Alice is the strongest link of the…Continue readingCullens versus Salvatores
I am a devout fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000, so when RiffTrax came out more than a decade after the show was canceled, I practically had a brain aneurysm. I think I went over this the last time I posted about the Masters of Schlock covering Twilight; if you love New Moon, or hate…Continue readingRiffTrax Tackles New Moon!
In this day and age where the vampire is all the rage (quite poetic, don’t you think?), there are numerous ways to kill the demonic creature if you ever come into contact with one. I’m talking about vampires such as Lestat from Interview with the Vampire or the original Nosferatu. If you run into vampires…Continue readingKilling a Vampire with Modern Technology