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Vampires and the City

As I sit here in my blandly decorated coffin on this incredibly disgusting bright and sunny day … I wonder, “Isn’t there an easier way to survive without having to feed off of human beings?” Just the other day, I was out to lunch at Bloodlo (the HOTTEST new little blood-tasting café on 5th and…Continue readingVampires and the City