Best.headline.ever! Hurray for bad puns! Anyway, it looks like it is that time for some celebrity vampire-related news/gossip. Doctors Needed On Twilight Set: Medics are on standby during the filming of the Twilight movies to help revive the hyperventilating fans of actors Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart. Lautner, who plays werewolf Jacob Black…Continue readingCelebitey Gossip
And we’re back! Eric is shown, flinging a dismembered arm, belonging to the blonde redneck, –in slow-mo, no less, –at Lafayette. The chunk of gore hits Lafayette in the chest, and he stumbles back to cower behind the pillar once more. Eric warns Lafayette that if he has any silver, now would be the time…Continue readingTrue Blood, Season 2, Episode 2
Oh my god! Season 2 Premier! Like, yaaaay! How many of you could have just died when you found out they were going to be making more True Blood? I don’t know about you, but I almost had an epileptic episode. A word of warning; for those of you who read the books, or are…Continue readingTrue Blood Season 2 Premier!
Spike TV’s 2009 Scream Awards recently announced this year’s nominations and our beloved HBO vampire series, True Blood got itself 8 nominations. Hell yea! Scream 2009 is an event that pays tribute to the best in sci-fi, fantasy, comics, and horror. Covering all of our geeky fan favorites, from our idols to our shows and…Continue readingSCREAM! For True Blood!
We open up on Bill digging a grave for Jessica, who lies nearby, recently ex-sanguinated, while Pam pokes and prods, and checks the panties of his new friend. Bill gets frustrated and tells Pam to leave her alone, and the two get into a long, existential argument about the lives of vampires. Pam is all…Continue readingSeason 1, Episode 11 of True Blood
Sam wakes up to a screaming Sookie, and the sexy naked bar owner flops around for a moment before Sookie settles far away, and tells him to leave; very loudly. While Sam tries to explain, Sookie misunderstands, and thinks Sam is the murderer, before she clocks him one, and takes off to hide in the…Continue readingTrueBlood, Season 1, Episode 10
We open up where we left off in episode 8, –with a very pissed off Longshadow ready to choke the life out of Sookie; Bill’s fangs extend, while Eric watches solemnly, and Pam rolls her eyes at his side, at Ginger’s high pitched, continuous shrieking. Pam tells her “enough!” and Eric politely says ‘Thank you”,…Continue readingTrue Blood Season 1, Episode 9
We open where we left off in episode 7, with Sookie staring shocked at the four coffins, blackened by the flames that the surrounding firemen have just quelled. Sheriff Bud Dearborn asks Sookie if she’s okay, and if she wants water; she asks if they’re sure, did they find four bodies? Detective Andy Bellefleur says…Continue readingTrue Blood, Season 1, Episode 8
We open where we left off; a very, very close up shot of Bill slurping and sucking on Sookie’s neck. We’re still being shown Sookie and Bill’s mid-coital mambo, which means more boobs, and a good shot of Bill’s rather feminine butt. Apparently, this is the exact moment of penetration; I suppose to any virgin,…Continue readingTrue Blood Season 1, Episode 7
We return to the scene of poor sweet Gran, lying dead in a sticky pool of blood on her kitchen floor. Sookie, completely shocked is grabbed by Bill, and turned from the scene. Sam enters and Bill is immediately defensive, due to the bloody scene in front of him; thinking that Sam might be the…Continue readingTrue Blood Season 1, Episode 6
We’re back, finally, after a week of waiting, to Sookie and Bill’s magical car ride home. As you’ll recall, Bill and Sookie met a policeman on the road, whom Bill scared bad enough, to make him pee his pants. Poor feller. Bill and Sookie sit in the car and Sookie berates him for his treatment…Continue readingTrue Blood, Season 1, Episode 5
And we’re back, right where we left off, with Sookie screaming her head off after finding the body of her coworker, Dawn. This is a stressful situation, so it’s a little surprising that she doesn’t turn the alarm clock off; considering it’s the first thing any of us would do. Imagine, dead body of co-worker,…Continue readingTrue Blood, Season 1, Episode Four