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Texas “Vampire” Attacks Woman and Gives Vampire Fans a Bad Name

Yet another crazy dumbass claiming to be a vampire has made the news and once again vampire fans are getting hell for it. I hate these people, I hate these stories, but here I am again writing about some moron giving us vampire lovers a bad name. Cue the rant and raving… now. So here’s…Continue readingTexas “Vampire” Attacks Woman and Gives Vampire Fans a Bad Name

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Arizona “Vampire” Gets Probation for Attacking Roommate

And once again a psychotic vampire wannabe makes the news and gives us normal vampire fans a bad name. Sigh. This time around it’s a crazed bloodthirsty man in Arizona that’s causing the trouble. A few days ago he was sentenced to three years of probation after he was convicted of stabbing a roommate who…Continue readingArizona “Vampire” Gets Probation for Attacking Roommate

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Man Attacks Teen & Claims He’s A Vampire

I’ve got another crazy-assed vampire news story for you folks. In Gasden, Alabama police say that a 20-year-old man who believes he is a vampire and goes by the nickname “Vamp” is accused of burning a “V” into a teenager’s forehead. Seriously, some idiot pretending to be a vampire branded a “V” into some poor…Continue readingMan Attacks Teen & Claims He’s A Vampire

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Asteroid Hit Could Force Us to Live like Vampires

Many of you wish you could live like a vampire, well, you just might get that chance. LiveScience.com says that one strike from an asteroid is all it takes. According to a new study, an asteroid splashdown in one of Earth’s oceans could trigger a chemical cycle that would destroy half the ozone layer. The…Continue readingAsteroid Hit Could Force Us to Live like Vampires

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The Vampire Bats Are Attacking!

If you follow the news then you’ve heard ALL about this since everyone is going crazy over it – even vampire sites. The big bad news is that over 500 people have been bitten by rabid vampire bats in the Peruvian Amazon. My scientific theory for this sudden increase in attacks is that the bats…Continue readingThe Vampire Bats Are Attacking!

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Crazy Vampire News This Month!

It has been a strange strange month for the undead. Vampires haven’t just been swarming entertainment news, but real world news as well. Woman Blames Vampire for Car Crash Yea, you read that title correctly, a woman in Grand Junction, Colorado claims that she spotted a vampires on the road ahead of her and it…Continue readingCrazy Vampire News This Month!

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Man Tells Cops He’s a Vampire

You vampire fans hungry for a bit of bizarre news? Well here you go – A man from Royal Oak, Ohio was found staggering outside Drug Mart at 3 a.m. Saturday and he wasn’t looking to shop, he was looking for blood. 21-year-old Andrew Whiteman of Royal Oak told Lorain County sheriff’s deputies he was…Continue readingMan Tells Cops He’s a Vampire

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Homeless Vampire Bomber… No, Really, It’s True!

In Seattle, just a day after Judge Anne Harper told a mentally disturbed homeless man, Vladimir Augustine, that he seemed to be doing much better, the aforementioned lunatic strolled into Union Gospel Mission, announced he was a vampire and that he had a bomb. Fortunately, for all present, the bomb threat was fake. From King…Continue readingHomeless Vampire Bomber… No, Really, It’s True!

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“Vampire” Assailant Wanted in Attack on Cabbie

Somebody call Buffy! Police in New York City are looking for an armed robber that not only pulled a gun on a poor cabbie, but also ferociously bit him, sort of like a vampire… but not as cool. The nefarious suspect was reportedly picked up by a livery cab at Lexington Ave. and 130th street…Continue reading“Vampire” Assailant Wanted in Attack on Cabbie