The Craziest Twilight Gifts Ever!
There are all kinds of Twilight fans – from those who simply enjoyed it, to those that loved it and then way way past to those that are unbelievably obsessed. Itâs the obsessed fans that bring us here today, because without them none of the merchandising horrors below would have ever been bornâ¦
This is one of those that take it a bit too far, sure that vampire crest is pretty, but reallyâ¦ why?
Iâm pretty sure the second a chick whips one of these out her man will be instantly turned off. Plus, the series is directed at tweens, kids that probably shouldnât be having sex. But I guess you do have all the Twilight moms out there too.
Twilight Love at First Bite Cook Book
Yea, itâs a Twilight cook bookâ¦ a cook book based on a vampire series. Now you can eat dishes like Bell’s Lasagna, Harry’s Famous Fish Fry, Mushroom Ravioli and Blushing Bella Punch. Apparently all you have to do to make a âTwilight recipeâ is add a characterâs name into the title.
Ahahaha! After your vampire lover feeds off of your tasty blood you can then cover the bite marks with these, Twilight bandages.
Ok, when you think about all the 8-year-olds that love Twilight this doesnât seem too weird. But you can bet that adults own them too. At least theyâre accurate, if youâve ever seen the Edward doll up close youâd know that its skin is covered in glitter. Seriously.
Edward Shower Curtain
This isâ¦ itâs justâ¦ scary and creepy as fuck.
Life-sized Edward Silhouette
This is creepy too! I picture a little girl forgetting itâs there, waking up in the middle of the night and screaming her lungs out.
Edward Cullen Panties
What-the-fuck. These are hands down the worst of all! Words don’t even begin to describe how disturbing and over the top these are. Bleh.
Moonlight (aka Amanda) loves to write about, read about and learn about everything pertaining to vampires. You will most likely find her huddled over a book of vampire folklore with coffee in hand. Touch her coffee and she may bite you (and not in the fun way).