The Return of the Corpse Flowers

The scientific name is Amorphophallus titanums, which literally translates from the Latin as “Big Ass Stinking Plant.” More commonly called the Corpse Flower, it is a wonder of evolution. It has developed a surefire to lure flies and other insects. It emits a smell just like something dead rotting. The bugs love ‘em some rotting flesh, so they head for the Corpse Flower en masse. The Corpse Flower isn’t carnivorous, though—that would be just too perfect, wouldn’t it? It utilizes the insects for pollination, just like any ordinary flower. Because of its size—the Corpse Flower is one of the largest blooming plants in the world—and the rarity with which it blossoms—maybe twice in a decade—and yes, because of the smell, the Corpse Flower has become a horticultural celebrity. People come out in droves, just like the blowflies and beetles, to see a Corpse Flower in bloom.

There are actually TWO giant Corpse Flowers set to bloom in the immediate future, one in New York City at the New York Botanical Garden and the other in Washington, DC at the United States Botanical Garden. The putrid blooms will only stay open for a few days, maximum, so there’s a narrow window of opportunity to see one of these stinking floral wonders. Don’t you wish you could be there to smell them in person?

By TheCheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced, and directed (and occasionally acted in) over two dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and True Crime genres. He obtained a doctorate in Occult Studies from Miskatonic University and is an active paranormal investigator. Is frequently told he resembles Anton Lavey. And Ming the Merciless. Denn die totden reiten schnell!

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