The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You

vampire-is-just-not-that-into-youHow many of you have seen and loved the movie ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ (which was based on a book of the same title)? If you haven’t read or seen it, the book/movie was a lesson to women on the dating world and how men work. What does this have to do with vampires you may ask? Well, I bet many of you want to date your very own vampire. That may be easier said than done and chances are you’ll probably need some help decoding your immortal love. Cue the answer to all your problems! The new book ‘The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You’ by Vlad Mezrich, inspired by the the original book and the current vampire craze. I mean, come on, normal men are hard enough to figure out, so you’ll need help with your paranormal boy-toy.

Check out the hilarious book’s description…

Are you in love with a vampire?  Are you worried that you might not be his (blood) type?  Do you wonder whether that cold stare means he isn’t interested . . . or if it’s because he’s been dead for three centuries (nothing personal)?  Have you tried to coax him out of his crypt with a flash of your neck or a near-death situation that requires him to save you at the very last possible moment?  Have you ever considered what it will be like to introduce him to your mother?

Even though your vampire’s skin is transfixingly translucent, he can still be very hard to read.  Sometimes he’s simply holding back his true feelings, resisting the urge to bite you in the chance that one day you will truly love him.  And other times . . . well, he’s just not that into you.

How can you tell?  Undead dating specialist Vlad Mezrich has all the answers, utilizing quizzes, Top Ten lists, language analysis, real-life (and real-death) testimonials, and fancy charts to show you what you need to do in order to get your vampire and keep him forever.  Once you go vamp, you never decamp – so let this eternally rewarding book show you the way to the vampire of your dreams.

The book is great fun for all lovers of the undead and will have you rolling with laughter. You got the cool quizzes, the hilarious vamp facts and so much more. It’s for sure a book worth checking out, and just think, it will help you get one step closer to your immortal love.

– Moonlight

By Moonlight

Moonlight (aka Amanda) loves to write about, read about and learn about everything pertaining to vampires. You will most likely find her huddled over a book of vampire folklore with coffee in hand. Touch her coffee and she may bite you (and not in the fun way).


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  3. Hypothetically: If you dated a vamp, and then dumped him, wouldn’t you be a little worried he’d be pissed? I wouldn’t piss a vamp off, so I don’t think I could date one.

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  5. I just read it and it’s soooooo funny!!!!! I hope I get to meet the author one day. Maybe one day I could use some of his tips………hopefully. Well, let’s just wait until high school, shall we?

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