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Throwing a Party for Vampires

For argument’s sake, let’s say that you were attacked by a vampire or were turned just for the hell of it one fateful night that you’ll never forget. Your life will never be the same and you have all of eternity ahead of you … and then some. Being a vampire means that you have to avoid the sunlight at all costs, appreciate rainy days when you get them, and hang on to friends because some day, their death will be inevitable.

With that being said, remember that you’re a vampire! Take this unexpectedly new change in your life as an opportunity to celebrate. Here are some tips on how to go about celebrating life as a member of the undead society.

Every killer party needs killer music! Load up your iPod with deadly music by Type O Negative, Rob Zombie, and Siouxsie and the Banshees just to name a few. Your pale besties will appreciate the effort to make them feel at home.

The next thing on your check list needs to be decorations; this can be done relatively cheaply by making your own. I suggest taking styrofoam or cardboard and cutting out life-size coffins, then you can paint them black and brown. If you’re the artsy type, you can experiment with blending paint to make it look like real wood. If you’d like, you can also spread movie cobwebs around your lair and purchase some fake body parts like bloody heads and feet.

The final thing on your to-do list needs to be snacks. Forget about the chips and dip; opt for blood bags from your local blood drive or if you’re a jokester, get some of those candy blood bags. If you are really thinking ahead, invite some human folk that you can snack on.

Do you have any suggestions as to how to throw a party for vampires?

– Bryce

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