Vampires nowadays are known for their incredible beauty – You’ve got the cuties in Twilight, the damn sexy men in True Blood and even an entire gorgeous cast in Vampire Diaries. But, any real horror fan will tell you that vampires aren’t supposed to be sexy, they’re supposed to be horrifying and repulsive. So here’s a shoutout to the top 10 ugliest vampires:
1. Reggie Calder from Salem’s Lot
Salem’s Lot was a television mini-series released in 1979 that was based on a Stephen King novel, and not only did it scare the hell out of people, but it also has one ugly ass vamp in it, a vamp with some messed up teeth.
2. Santanico Pandemonium: From Dusk Till Dawn
Salma Hayek usually looks absolutely flawless, but damn, the makeup team on this movie managed to make her look awful.
3. Jared Nomak from Blade 2
My goodness, that mouth…wow. One of the most memorable things about that movie was its unique, but nasty, vampires.
4. Mark Metcalf from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The Master was probably one of the ugliest villains on the show. While most of the vampires in Buffy were good looking, or at least human looking, this guy was a hideous monster.
5. Amy Peterson from Fright Night
Yea, you’ve got the creepy red eyes, the massively massive mouth and fangs, bad makeup and the old and hideous hair. Not sexy at all.
6. Grandpa Munster from The Munsters
Ok ok, he isn’t disgusting and creepy like the others but either way he is no Edward.
7. Nosferatu from Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror
This classic vampire has it all – the creepy face down to the creepy hands.
8. Radu from Subspecies
Yea, the misshapen face is all this one needs to be horrible.
9. Dracula from Bram Stoker’s Dracula
I am talking the old man version of him, not the young one. He wasn’t even a little attractive.
10. Dwight Renfield from The Night Flier
Do I even need to say anything here? This has got to be the ugliest of them all!