Twilight Causes “Demonic Possession” says Pat Robertson

Oh yes, Pat Robertson is now attacking Twilight. Oh boy.

For those of you that don’t know Pat, he is the infamous television evangelist who hosts the Christian talk show The 700 Club. He is also the man who…

…said that Hurricane Katrina, which killed 1,836 people, was God’s punishment in response to America’s abortion policy.

…said that the 2010 Haiti earthquake, which killed tens of thousands of people, occurred because Haiti’s founders had sworn a “pact to the Devil” in order to liberate themselves from the French slave owners. That the people of Haiti were cursed and that’s why the earthquake happened.

…said that God spoke to him and revealed to him who the next president will be.

…said that the acceptance of homosexuality could result in hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, terrorist bombings and “possibly a meteor.”

…described feminism as a “socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”

…bashed Harry Potter, saying that it glorifies the occult and that it’s dangerous.

I could go on and on and ON, but I’ll get to the point, Pat’s latest ridiculous statement – that the Twilight books and films are “evil.”

“There are no vampires, the whole thing is demonic, and it may give you some kind of thrill…but it opens the door to the occult,” Robertson said.

The man then relayed his own absurd tale of a friend who exorcised a spirit from a “demon possessed” young girl. He claimed the girl had “opened the door to demonic powers” after watching one of the Twilight films.

That’s right folks, if you watch Twilight you will be possessed by a demon! I guess that explains the crazed fangirls. Har har. Seriously though… actually, I can’t be serious, not about Pat Robertson. He’s a joke, everything he says is nonsense.

I’d LOVE to hear your thoughts on crazy ol’ Pat’s view of Twilight and vampires as a whole. Let me know what you think in a comment below.

– Moonlight

By Moonlight

Moonlight (aka Amanda) loves to write about, read about and learn about everything pertaining to vampires. You will most likely find her huddled over a book of vampire folklore with coffee in hand. Touch her coffee and she may bite you (and not in the fun way).


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  2. let me get this straight.. the whole world has gone to hell because so homosexual vampire that lived through katrina moved to haiti for an abortion then had the sparkling balls to name the aborted child harry… OMG!! LMAO… Pat.. lay down before you hurt yourself!!

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  5. Does he forget that the woman who wrote Twilight is herself a Christian? Twilight is so vanilla it literally sparkles! There is no premarital sex in it at all because of Stephanie Meyer’s beliefs.

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  9. Does he forget that the woman who wrote Twilight is herself a Christian?
    She’s a Mormon. To Robertson and his ilk, Stephenie Meyer might as well be a Wiccan lesbian. The evangelical crowd’s prejudice against L.D.S. is one of the biggest obstacles Mitt Romney’s campaign faces.

    I’m watching “Breaking Dawn Part 1” and my walls aren’t bleeding.
    Guess I better upgrade to “True Blood”. >;^)

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