So, you want to know what the latest fad is? Twilight drinking games. I’ve been seeing this all over the interwebs lately, I guess some people feel the only way they can enjoy watching the Twilight flicks is when they’re drunk.
Before I jump into the drinking rules, I have to say BE SAFE! Yea yea, but really, don’t drink and drive and don’t drink if you’re under age. Please and thank you.
Onwards! Here’s a list of various ways to make watching Twilight (and Kristen Stewart’s acting) a bit easier:
- Take a drink every time Bella touches her hair
- Take a drink every time Edward looks constipated
- Take a drink every time Bella looks constipated
- Take a drink every time Bella stammers
- Take a drink every time Edward says he is dangerous
- Take a drink every time Edward and Bella stare into each others eyes for more than 3 seconds
- Take a drink every time Charlie looks very, very uncomfortable
- Take a drink every time Bella whines about something
- Take a drink every time Bella trips – Take 2 if Edward saves her
- Take a drink whenever Alice has a vision
- Take a drink every time Jasper makes wide open crazy eyes
- Take a drink every time Mike refers to Bella as “Arizona”
- Take a drink every time Bella bites her lip
- Take a drink whenever Edward treats Bella like a child
- Chug your drink when a vampire sparkles – don’t stop until the sparkling does/you finish your drink
- Take a drink every time any vampire hisses like a cat
- Take a drink every time Bella quotes a book/person
- Take a drink every time Bella says/acts like she can’t live without Edward
- Take a drink every time Edward says something rude to Bella
- Take a drink every time you see Jacob shirtless
- Take a drink every time Jacob tries to get Bella’s attention
- Take two big drinks every time someone says the word “monkey”
Yea, you get the idea. But just a warning, it’s not wise to do ALL of those at once. You may die. And going out while watching Twilight isn’t exactly badass.
But that’s not all folks, there’s even drinking games for when you’re reading Twilight. ComicsAlliance’s Twilight Drinking Game is hilarious, and perfect fun for the booze loving Twilight hater.
– Moonlight
lol so funny and you need a few hundred drinks to make the acting seem acceptable!
i blive about vampirs
i think they are real
Man, you’d be hammered in the first twenty minutes! And can we even class Twishite as “vampires”? They sparkle, they don’t drink blood and they whine all the bloody time! Lugosi and Stoker are spinning in their graves, chaps!
hey in realy love vampires plus iam from egypt and i want to be one but wont ever never cauze i want suck the blood of people who anoy me alot and to take my revenge
in like vampires so much and i want to be one by the way iam from egypt and i love u all <3:D:D:D plus i belive in vampires so much
man those are so funny, and you would be wasted pretty quick. i will be giving it a shot, only using soda pop so i won’t get in shit. it will be so funny how much you have to drink by the end of the movie, maybe i should skip the popcorn and snacks. LOL