Vamped Out Episode 3 Now Online

“Gay men don’t like to be called fags and vampires don’t like to be called fangs. It’s… our ‘N’ word.”-Alowisus Hewson

It’s Al‘s big day, his audition for ‘Vamp Stamp‘. Unfortunately the day doesn’t start on a good note when Elliot suggests that perhaps Marie had given Al the wrong blood to make him sick on purpose. This accusation obviously pisses Al off and he tosses Elliot out of the car and bans him from the audition.

Al‘s pretty sure that he nailed the audition by regaling the Vamp Stamp folks with his story of how he lost one of his fangs when he was a kid (remember that whole mannequin thing? Um, yeah.) Unfortunately when he gets home Billy has some good news and some bad news for Al. The bad news being he didn’t get the part but the good news being he got a smaller part and that he’s wanted on set to film his only line.

Things go from bad to worse when while on set, Al meets the guy that actually got the role he was auditioning for. When Al asks the guy why he’s only wearing one fang the guy tells him about the new back story the Vamp Stamp folks gave his character… The very same story Al had told them earlier. Pissed off that not only had he lost the role but that his life story was now being used without his permission, Al decides to quit Vamp Stamp and steals a printer for his troubles.

As if things weren’t bad enough a bunch of guys come out of nowhere and grab Al, tossing him into the back of a van. Elliot and Marie jump into Elliot‘s car and are hot on their heels when Marie makes a startling confession… She had slept with Ardalion and it may be her fault Al‘s been vamp-napped!

If you wanna know what happens to Al, you’re going to have to tune into Babelgum.Com next Monday to find out!


By Cult Hero

is a vampire junkie whose obsession has gone so far as to cause the writing of Chris's first novel the as yet unpublished Servants of the Night. Aside from writing for Vampires.Com and Werewolves.Com Chris also showcases personal works of poetry, prose and photography on the website and can be found lurking around Twitter at!/CultHero.


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