A few years ago saw the theatrical run of my original play, DRACULA: LORD OF THE VAMPIRES. We sold out every performance and audience response couldn’t have been better. We even had a pair of sanguinarians who came out and gave the production there seal of approval. (Note: If your theatre group would like to acquire performance rights to this play sans royalties, i.e. ABSOLUTELY FREE, send me a private message and I’ll give you the details. Why pay for one of the other adaptations when I offer a double your money back guarantee that mine is just as good, and in the case of a few of those adaptations, way better?) Anyway, pardon my pimping out my own work. I DO have a point to all this. Our lead actor for the play, as fortune would have it, was married to a dentist. (Still is.) She outfitted him with a custom-made set of fangs, as well as sets for our three vampire brides. (In my version, the Brides have much bigger parts than in most others.) They looked great, and didn’t impede the actors’ abilities to speak at all.
At the source link below, you can see another dental technician in action, as he fits people for their own sets of vampire fangs. I’ve always thought it would be cool to have a set of steel ones permanently implanted, but I’m guessing that would be a tad more expensive. Reckon I’ll stick to my novelty fangs. Truth be told, I look more like a werewolf, anyway.
