‘Vampire Diaries’: Bonnie’s Got 99 (21 Actually) Problems But a Bitch Ain’t One

Being a witch ain’t easy

Oh come on, that’s clever! I loved this, because at least 30% of Bonnie Bennett’s problems have to do with vampires, –at LEAST. And if you think about it, the last thing Bonnie really needs to worry about, is a bitch, he-bitch, she-bitch, or otherwise. She can give them a dirty look, and boom, they’ve got cervical cancer, or the clap. The source post is a series of funny .gifs, showing poor Bonnie dealing with life in Mystic Falls. 

One of my favorites is “having to remember all those spells” –dude, seriously! I mean, no offense guys, but Bonnie, and the rest of you, are part of the cell phone generation. You can’t even remember phone numbers, –so remembering spells is like, a total force of will. I don’t have a cell phone, so I rely on memory for phone numbers, and so far, so good. Then there’s the whole… thing where her only friends are vampires, whom most witches are totally racist against. Boo. Come on, y’all, one love. The post is cute, and since Bonnie is basically one of the last few remaining main cast members, you should get to know her better before she also leaves the show… sigh. I’m so bitter about the loss of Elena. Dang. Would you trade Bonnie for Elena? Tell me in the comments, –I sure as hell would. No offense, Kat…

By annimi

Ashley writes for Vampires.com, Werewolves.com, and other sites in the Darksites Network. She's involved in several seedy and disreputable activities, smokes too much, and spends her late nights procrastinating for work on her first novel.

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