Vampire-Proof Dishes

Instead of wearing a garland of garlic around your neck to repel vampires, we suggest preparing one of these tasty garlic dishes.

Because…. why the hell not? I mean, if you do want to repel vampires, or are secretly suspicious of your neighbors… or you just want horrible breath, –and you also have to love Italian food, –try these! A lot of them are really, really easy little additions to meals, –appetizers, side dishes, and some entrees.

Normally, I wouldn’t post his, because honestly, it’s not so much “about” the vampires, as I is about keeping them away from your dinner party. Plus, this shit is sexy, sexy food.

By annimi

Ashley writes for,, and other sites in the Darksites Network. She's involved in several seedy and disreputable activities, smokes too much, and spends her late nights procrastinating for work on her first novel.

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