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Want Real Fangs? Ask Your Dentist

For those of you who have decided you want real vampire fangs, there are a variety of ways you can go about it, –and there are some results that might make it a little more undesirable than you had planned. We talked to a cosmetic dentist about getting real vampire fangs, and though he didn’t really condone it, being a Christian and all, he did explain the various methods you can go through to do it. In fact, he used my teeth as his demo board, –I was getting a filling. Yes, ladies, gentlemen, I actually discussed my work with my dentist; half numb, groggy, and with a stranger’s fingers in my mouth, –that’s how dedicated I am.

Do you want your fangs to be your -real- teeth? This is probably one of the least desirable, but also less expensive ways to get fangs. But it’s also the most permanent. If you can find a dentist who’ll do it, you can have your front teeth shortened and your canines filed. Keep in mind, this will take a while, and you’ll have fangs the rest of your life. So as a grandparent, you still might have fangs, –probably not conducive towards a good relationship with the little guys. The main probably with this method is just finding someone to do it for you. My dentist pretty much said this would be out of the question at his office.

The most expensive, and the second most permanent option, is to get crowns on your canines, –also known as ‘caps’. The difference between those $10 caps online, and actually getting crowns manufactured, is that you won’t be able to take these off. Furthermore, the cost will run you somewhere between $2000 to $5000, easily. It takes time and effort to expertly mold a replacement tooth. The other, easier option for getting synthetic, but real looking fangs, is using acrylic and the molding material they use to fill cavities.  It’s less expensive, but least permanent option, –the dentist may insist you see him again to have it removed eventually, so that you never accidentally swallow it.

Swallowing a filling isn’t the worst side-effect of getting fangs though. Our mouths weren’t designed by nature to carry teeth that sharp and long. There are no significant side effects in the jaw, but it is possible to develop Malloclusion; overbite, or overjet of the upper front teeth. The dentist also warned that you can expect sores on the inside of your lower lip, where your new fangs would irritate the skin. Your fangs might also irritate your low gumline; close your mouth, and notice where the tips of your canines rest, –image longer, sharper teeth poking into your gums. Fairly unpleasant, no? Be sure to discuss length, and topical, over the counter anesthetic for possible sores with your dentist before getting permanent fangs.

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annimi • April 28, 2010

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  3. Keke April 28, 2010 - 3:36 pm

    My friend actually got her teeth into fangs. She didn’t tell me how though. But they look really cool!

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  5. Dentist in Cleveland May 28, 2010 - 8:52 am

    wow:D never heard

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  7. Liza September 28, 2010 - 1:33 pm

    I been dying to want this for years now! How much does this actually cost? The dentists that I have been talking to did know for exactly because they don’t do this.

    • slader,Elizabeth September 13, 2012 - 6:42 pm

      for me to tell the price rang must at least be up to $100 but it depends on wh,what,when,where,and or why

      • Moonlight September 14, 2012 - 8:31 am

        It’s much MUCH more than $100. A simple cleaning costs about $100, a little filling costs $250, actual cosmetic work will costs hundreds, or even in the thousands.

        • Liza July 17, 2013 - 7:02 pm

          So, three years after the original post I’ve finally got it done. For people interested: it cost me $500 per teeth and it will last for around 3 years. ;)

          • irina August 29, 2013 - 5:07 pm

            Did it hurt ????????

          • irina August 29, 2013 - 5:08 pm

            and is there anyway that they last like forever without havingto do it like every 3 years….??????????? :/

  8. alexis October 26, 2010 - 3:08 pm

    when im older im going to get fangs permanently until i grow old and look like victor from the underworld he lokks awsome like that 2 more years and ill get them yey

    • Vampiress March 27, 2012 - 4:59 pm

      Lol cool

    • Kellar.j March 25, 2013 - 2:17 am

      I have been trying to get fangs. My mom HATES the idea. But my dad he is WAYYY less strict. My in the condition of my teeth right now i can’t get them:( One canine is still growing to an adult tooth, and the other 1 still needs to be pulled sooooo im kinda mad at my teeth but i want fangs badly and i know how long this is so sry.

  9. Jessadeen October 27, 2010 - 9:08 pm

    i want to get real fangs, but i know my mother wont let me. i am only 10 years old.i REALLY want fangs. I am obsessed with vampires.

    • Mak G. October 5, 2011 - 2:13 am

      I WANT FANGS SOOOO BAD! im only 13 but by next year i will so hav thm i cant wait omg i might die!!!

    • Vampiress March 27, 2012 - 4:52 pm

      I really want fangs too! But sadly I am growing up in a Christian home … I’m actually a born vampire, but I chipped my fangs around 2 years ago. I NEED them back!! But thanks for the info. ^^ definitely going to get the caps on my … Dull … Chipped fangs. ( idiot dentist! I told him they needed to be sharp!!!)

      • Kellar.j March 25, 2013 - 2:20 am

        close 2 the same thing for me exept I’m not living in a christian house

  10. Tyler December 29, 2010 - 2:34 pm

    I’ve been wondering for a while if I could actually have my canines removed and replaced with steel fangs, I know that if you have a missing tooth you can get a fake tooth screwed into the bone so I figured the procedure would be pretty much the same

    • Kellar.j March 25, 2013 - 12:46 pm

      Tyler: I think it is the same thing so im pretty sure

  11. valerie March 10, 2011 - 8:03 pm

    Roxanne: ho my god i love vampire fangs? i all ready have vampire fangs in the front up and down

    • Anon February 14, 2012 - 8:20 pm

      vampires don’t have fangs on the bottom, it doesn’t make sense, fangs are used so you can bite through veins(they are also shaped so that blood can flow freely while the teeth are still in the flesh) so stop being a poser and get a life, also im sure you’re lying because the mouth is made so the only way you could have legitimate fangs on the bottom were if you were a massive underbite, thus making fangs on top possible

      • Moonlight February 14, 2012 - 9:02 pm

        Don’t insult other posters, especially when you clearly know nothing yourself. Biting through veins? Uh, you don’t need fangs to do that, veins are fragile. Plus vampires aren’t going after veins, they go after the arteries, that’s how you get lots of blood. And blood flowing while the teeth are still in? Nonsense. A vampire bites and then sucks on the wound. It’s a bit difficult to do what when the fangs are still in, you’d get blood all over the place.

        • Vampiress March 27, 2012 - 4:55 pm

          I agree 100% with you Moonlight. Vampires just need fangs to break the skin that normal teeth aren’t very good for.

    • Kellar.j March 25, 2013 - 2:23 am

      Actually…………. if your top and bottom canines are long and sharp that means that you are……….(pausing 4 dramatic effect) A WEREWOLF.

    • madison June 9, 2013 - 9:41 pm

      how to can I be a vampire

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  14. Lex February 7, 2012 - 9:50 am

    What are those for ? Do you have to bite to feed yourselves, or like everybody else you buy frozen stuff and put it in the microwave ?
    Aham, that’s what i thought.
    So it’s just so people can say, ” oh my god!! he’s a vampire ! ”
    Well most people (balanced ones) will think ” wow… that’s a severe case of identity troubles. ” ( and hypocrite will say people are free to do whatever, but wont ever give you a job)
    If you’re less than 20 years old, please, wait until you are and get a nice hobbie in the meantime.
    If you are over 20… good luck with life !

    • Anon February 14, 2012 - 8:16 pm

      people with fangs, are mostly in my opinion, imature a stupid posers, but there are people who do it because it actually fits their lifestyle, i won’t go into further detail but before you judge people please look at this site
      (but i do believe everyone on this site are posers)

      • Moonlight February 14, 2012 - 9:05 pm

        No, not everyone here is a “poser.” Get off your high horse and stop acting like you are better than everyone else. I suggest to stop being so rude and educate yourself by reading this

        • Kellar.j March 25, 2013 - 2:31 am

          Dude not everyone here is a “poster” so i mean really you have your opinion but you don’t have to be a jerk about it. Maybe some ppl want to have fangs. So you don’t JUST HAVE to be so ignorant about it. WE WANT FANGS, WE LIKE VAMPIRES, DEAL W/ IT! Cause really i want fangs, and YES I act like a vampire because they are BADA$$, and I agree with moonlight. So just shut your trap!

      • Vampiress March 27, 2012 - 4:57 pm

        Anon gtfo this website before you say something you’ll regret …

    • Vampiress March 27, 2012 - 5:00 pm

      Already have a hubbie ^.^ … Well someday anyways. Welllll I do have one picked out. Steady relationship too ^.^

  15. jade March 20, 2012 - 12:02 pm

    I really really want this done it would be so epic if i could :D

    • Vampiress March 27, 2012 - 4:58 pm

      You should really get the caps they are the least painful way to go^.^

  16. shailesh July 5, 2012 - 10:35 pm

    i want vimpire fangs so what i do…..?

  17. quindrae hammons August 15, 2012 - 2:16 pm

    i need to know what dentist do thiem please tell me i’m tring to git thiem

  18. Sarah August 23, 2012 - 1:12 am

    omg me too. My dentist shaved mine down when I was like 7 or something, it sucks

    • Kellar.j March 25, 2013 - 2:44 am

      Do they put you on laugh gas or something when they shave them down??? :D=

  19. slader,Elizabeth September 13, 2012 - 6:54 pm

    vampires are real! i am one myself and i have proof of all things! my entire school is swarming with vampires… leave coments if urs is the same kind of school as mine please and thank you! @_@ :D=

    • Mnyiri May 17, 2013 - 7:38 pm

      Um…prove it..? Vampires aren’t real, the ones in Twilight, Vampire Diaries…are an insult to the myth of vampires, which are in truth just blood sucking killers who don’t give a crap about humanity. So stop pretending you’re all real vampires>.> I mean, what the heck…And why aren’t you insulted by this fake fang craze, huh?:/

      • Kat July 17, 2013 - 11:48 am

        Why do u have to be so rude about this and stop messing with people’s beliefs :(

  20. jadee November 28, 2012 - 5:41 am

    how much did it all cost in total?

    • Moonlight November 28, 2012 - 9:09 am

      You would have to ask your dentist, every one charges differently

  21. ImpalerOfDeception May 6, 2013 - 6:55 pm

    Truth is, no one on this site has done any real research on what a true Vamp(y)ire really is, or does. Truth is, you wouldn’t know one of he/she was sitting right next to you…. muwhahahaaaa. Ordo Strigoi Vii

  22. mcasey May 16, 2013 - 10:12 am

    Great Halloween stuff, if you’re rich enough to bankroll the cosmetic fangs. But folks, there really are no vampires, not now, not ever. If you like to kill people and drink their blood, you’re a psychopath. If you just wear fangs for fun, you’re a rich kid with too much time on your hands. But either way, not a vampire.
    Donate the money to a soup kitchen. Happy Halloween.

    • Angela Cory September 3, 2013 - 9:47 am

      Have you done your research? Drinking blood doesn’t involve biting or killing. It consensual now! But most of us are psy vamps and feed off energy. I wonder if yo knew that?

  23. Autom French May 16, 2013 - 2:59 pm

    are you really a vampire or are you just lieing to yourself

  24. Draconis August 28, 2013 - 4:20 pm

    I am truly disappointed, though not all that surprised, by many of the responses in this post. Firstly, I do not believe the author intended this to be a debate on the existence of Vampyre; That is a discussion that should be left to the theologians. Those who believe require no proof, and for those who do not, no proof is possible. Secondly, the level of unwarranted prejudice and slander presented by some of you, shows that ignorance, and not true ideological disagreement, fueled your words. In conclusion, it has always been that the children of Sol
    knew not what thrived in the moonlight, and I’m content to let it remain so.

  25. fahima November 3, 2013 - 7:48 am

    if the dentis dose not give you fangs and where do you get thm from i need to know

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  27. Rebecca Hein December 25, 2013 - 11:29 pm

    like I want my teeth done because I am a vampire and my teeth aren’t fully done so I need my teeth then because I still have the urge to drink but still I am a vampire so I want my teeth to be done and ready before the end of the year.

  28. Ditzybitsy December 20, 2017 - 4:14 pm

    I only wanted to know is because my teeth are getting alarmingly dull. Since I was little I’ve had ADHD which, when nervous, causes me to bites the insides of my cheeks and other things. Over time my teeth have worn down to the point that my canines are rounds and dull. It might start affecting how hard I have to bite into things to eat and could tire out my jaw and give me migraines. So has your dentist ever heard about I guess teeth restoration?

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