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What They Will Keep Doing In The Shadows

Everyone, I’d like to introduce to you our special guest columnist for this post. Please welcome my friend Jackie Daytona! He has some exciting news to share with us. Take it away, Jackie!

“Hello, mates! Just popping in to share a tidbit of excellent tidings with you all. WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS has been renewed for a third season already, and we’re only seven episodes into the ten-episode *second* season! That’s quite the accomplishment, no? It seems you lot really like us! I know I speak for Nandor, Collin Robinson, the gorgeous Nadja, and my close personal friend Laszlo Cravensworth when I say that we look forward to entertaining you for a long time to come. I can only hope that we are not bothered in that third season by the likes of Jim the Vampire or Simon the Devious, or that troublesome ghost Gregor. I tell you, that lanky git doesn’t know when to quit! Now if you will all excuse me, I have to get back to pruning some vulvas—that is to say, topiaries—which, I should say, I have been instructed to do by my friend Laszlo, in his absence. I am honored that he would entrust me with a task of such imbued personal importance to him. Cheerio!”

TheCheezman • June 1, 2020


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