Wondermart Strikes Again (and Thrift Store Goodies)

That Walmart that is near to where my significant other works, that I’m not allowed to go into because they carry lots of geek fare and I always spend too much money? Yeah, I went back. Relatively small haul this time around. I got this Mego Phantom of the Opera as the Red Death figure. The package was damaged so I got it for a reduced price. And since the package was already damaged I went ahead and opened it to pose the figure.

I also got this little critter. One of the Scritterz, I think they’re called. It’s a bat, so it was the obvious choice.

I call him “Virgil”.

A couple’a days later, during a visit to a thrift store (Hey, don’t knock it. You can on occasion find some good quality stuff for practically nothing.) I chanced upon this zombie lunch bag. Just 99 cents, so I grabbed it up.

I didn’t check inside it till I got home. Did the brain squishy come with it originally? It does seem to fit.

But the THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS lotion? I think somebody just threw that in there, figuring the kind of person who’d appreciate a zombie lunch bag would also appreciate the lotion. And that person would be right.

By TheCheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced, and directed (and occasionally acted in) over two dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and True Crime genres. He obtained a doctorate in Occult Studies from Miskatonic University and is an active paranormal investigator. Is frequently told he resembles Anton Lavey. And Ming the Merciless. Denn die totden reiten schnell!

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